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.RJ Wrote:
V1GiLaNtE Wrote:Phack, that's gorgeous. Why can't I get all that + wagon? :dunno:

Because America hates wagons.


You mean like this?

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'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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Do they even sell a wagon anymore?

And also, no one sells a wagon with 3 pedals for sure.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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.RJ Wrote:Do they even sell a wagon anymore?

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'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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I thought they stopped a few years ago. Audi stopped with the B8. Volvo still has the wagons. And sure as fuck no american manufacturers are selling one.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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Nah, they still sell them - <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.bmwusa.com/vehicles/3series/sportswagon.html">http://www.bmwusa.com/vehicles/3series/sportswagon.html</a><!-- m -->

Have you seen the new commercial for the 2017 Chevy Cruze hatchback? It's clearly trying to convince America it's like an SUV, but better. I think one of the actors/consumers in the commercial actually says something like, "it's like an SUV, only... [something I can't remember]".
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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Apoc Wrote:Nah, they still sell them - <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.bmwusa.com/vehicles/3series/sportswagon.html">http://www.bmwusa.com/vehicles/3series/sportswagon.html</a><!-- m -->

Have you seen the new commercial for the 2017 Chevy Cruze hatchback? It's clearly trying to convince America it's like an SUV, but better. I think one of the actors/consumers in the commercial actually says something like, "it's like an SUV, only... [something I can't remember]".


WOW, THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN MY BIMMER.

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Past:
1996 Toyota Tacoma: | 1992 Mazda Miata | 2002 BMW 325i |
2003 Toyota Tacoma | 1995 Miata M Edition | 1997 Subaru Outback |
1992 Mazda Miata | 1990 BMW 325i  | 2007 Toyota 4Runner | 
1995 Ford Windstar 1987 BMW 325i | 1987 BMW 325 | 1990 BMW 325i Vert |
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^ I lol'd
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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Apoc Wrote:
.RJ Wrote:
V1GiLaNtE Wrote:Phack, that's gorgeous. Why can't I get all that + AFFORDABLE NOT BRAND NEW wagon? :dunno:

Because America hates wagons.

Fixed it. Yet, the automotive industry still says

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Apoc Wrote:Nah, they still sell them - <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.bmwusa.com/vehicles/3series/sportswagon.html">http://www.bmwusa.com/vehicles/3series/sportswagon.html</a><!-- m -->

"BMW’s mighty inline 4-cylinder TwinPower Turbo. Displacing just 2.0 liters, this 248-hp marvel generates 258 lb-ft of torque..."


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I just booked two plane tickets to Dayton, Ohio for the price of taxes. Thank you, credit card points.

Joey and I will be home with my new acquisition on Saturday evening.
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan

Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
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Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan

Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S




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YOU'RE BUYING A TRANS AM? YAASSS

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1996 Toyota Tacoma: | 1992 Mazda Miata | 2002 BMW 325i |
2003 Toyota Tacoma | 1995 Miata M Edition | 1997 Subaru Outback |
1992 Mazda Miata | 1990 BMW 325i  | 2007 Toyota 4Runner | 
1995 Ford Windstar 1987 BMW 325i | 1987 BMW 325 | 1990 BMW 325i Vert |
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I wish.
Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan

Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S




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SlimKlim Wrote:I wish.

Should I clean up some sets of wheels I got to sell to Jake?
2020 Ford Raptor
2009 Z06
1986.5 Porsche 928S
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D_Eclipse9916 Wrote:
SlimKlim Wrote:I wish.

Should I clean up some sets of wheels I got to sell to Jake?

I like the ones it's coming with, but we can talk regardless. Assuming they'd fit :wink:
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan

Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
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D_Eclipse9916 Wrote:
SlimKlim Wrote:I wish.

Should I clean up some sets of wheels I got to sell to Jake?

Probably would't hurt to get DJ's Sift & Pick sorted for the incoming whip. It's bound to be a BMW. Am I right? :thumbup:
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V1GiLaNtE Wrote:
D_Eclipse9916 Wrote:
SlimKlim Wrote:I wish.

Should I clean up some sets of wheels I got to sell to Jake?

Probably would't hurt to get DJ's Sift & Pick sorted for the incoming whip. It's bound to be a BMW. Am I right? :thumbup:

He receives a free Cam Angle Sensor from me that saves his weekend, then tries to up charge me on a steering wheel he is selling. Now I know who I am dealing with :bootyshake: :lol:
2020 Ford Raptor
2009 Z06
1986.5 Porsche 928S
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D_Eclipse9916 Wrote:
V1GiLaNtE Wrote:Probably would't hurt to get DJ's Sift & Pick sorted for the incoming whip. It's bound to be a BMW. Am I right? :thumbup:

He receives a free Cam Angle Sensor from me that saves his weekend, then tries to up charge me on a steering wheel he is selling. Now I know who I am dealing with :bootyshake: :lol:

I was waiting til we got home to offer some PayPalz for the sensor, and the wheel is still priced below market value so nyahhh. :thumbup:
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan

Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
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Jake Wrote:
D_Eclipse9916 Wrote:
V1GiLaNtE Wrote:Probably would't hurt to get DJ's Sift & Pick sorted for the incoming whip. It's bound to be a BMW. Am I right? :thumbup:

He receives a free Cam Angle Sensor from me that saves his weekend, then tries to up charge me on a steering wheel he is selling. Now I know who I am dealing with :bootyshake: :lol:

I was waiting til we got home to offer some PayPalz for the sensor, and the wheel is still priced below market value so nyahhh. :thumbup:

Its Wednesday, where is the paypalz... :wink:
2020 Ford Raptor
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1986.5 Porsche 928S
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D_Eclipse9916 Wrote:
Jake Wrote:I was waiting til we got home to offer some PayPalz for the sensor, and the wheel is still priced below market value so nyahhh. :thumbup:

Its Wednesday, where is the paypalz... :wink:

Sorry, I'm too poor for high-speed internet so it's coming over dial-up.
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan

Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
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