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3% is relatively standard... 3.7% is the national average. That's about what I expect. Given what you've told me about the satisfication of the client, I'd be happy with it Smile
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.

2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee

-Ginger
123)Going in to calm the 2 year old(Joey) at 4:30am only to realize that the 4yo (Mikey) woke him up because he shit his pants in his sleep and tried to clean himself up and change his PJ's. He somehow got a clump on the wall and I spent 30 minutes cleaning him, the bed, and wall and could not find his underwear.

124)Finding the dirty underwear in the bottom drawer a few hours later while picking out his clothes for the day.

about rasies...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/con...02402.html

avg is about 3.8, local gov't gets 4.49, military 3.5.
soldier < secretary = :dunno:
Current: 1985 LS1 Corvette | 2014 328i Wagon F31
Former: 2010 Ford Edge | 1999 Integra GS
I have a little bit of a rub near lock but if you are turned to lock on a track there are other problems already...
Awe man that's fuckin gross! I'm really not looking forward to having any of those things...
Posting in the banalist of threads since 2004

2017 Mazda CX-5 GT AWD Premium

Past: 2016 GMC Canyon All Terrain Crew Cab / 2010 Jaguar XFR / 2012 Acura RDX AWD Tech / 2008 Cadillac CTS / 2007 Acura TL-S / 1966 5.0 HO Mustang Coupe
2001 Lexus IS300 / 2004 2.8L big turbo WRX STI / 2004 Subaru WRX / A couple of old trucks
.RJ Wrote:122) A 3% raise. Motherfucking 3%! Ugh. I should probably be happy I get paid too much to sit around and surf the internets most of the day, but still, thats a pretty crappy raise.

125) 0% raise. And getting fucked on your bonus that was supposed to be part of your compensation
SM #55 | 06 Titan | 12 Focus | 06 Exige | 14 CX-5
Military personnel do get a whole bunch of benefits that aren't shown in a raise persay. Like their BAH may raise, year to year.
2017 Mineral White BMW M240i Cabriolet
2014 White Platinum Pearl Explorer Sport

Living in the Alamo City.
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How does anyone justify a 0% raise? Either employer or employee?
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Raises aren't necessarily on the new year, either. I won't be receiving my annual until somewhere around feb to april.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.

2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee

-Ginger
Apoc Wrote:How does anyone justify a 0% raise? Either employer or employee?

Time for a new thread.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
.RJ Wrote:107) Breaking the coffee mug I bought at Laguna Seca Sad

126) Ordering 3 replacement new mugs from Laguna Seca and 2 of them show up broken.

Motherfucker.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
127) Mortgage (re-fi) closing costs
Current: 1985 LS1 Corvette | 2014 328i Wagon F31
Former: 2010 Ford Edge | 1999 Integra GS
I have a little bit of a rub near lock but if you are turned to lock on a track there are other problems already...
128 ) Parking your white car under a tree containing 100 birds with diarrhea because someone stole your parking spot.

My Rabbit looked like it had freckles this morning - there was so much shit on it I didn't drive it to work.
Why do people just post what they are thinking? Without thinking.

2012 Ford Mustang
1995 BMW 540i/A
1990 Eagle Talon TSI AWD
129) Waiting 2 hours for IBM to call you back about an issue, trying to log into your workstation while on te phone, having your workstation take a major dump on you, then getting locked out of your account upon reboot....wtf
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1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
130) IBM
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
.RJ Wrote:120) The coworker that you share and office with sounds like a fucking hospital ventilator when he breathes. All the time. All day long.

131) Darth brown comes into the office all week hacking and coughing up shit. But because:

.RJ Wrote:130) IBM

Says we cant work from home, ever, at all... now me and the other guy in here are sick too.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
132)

RJ's incessant fucking whining about every goddamn thing.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
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(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
133) People that answer the phones at any kind of utility/service departments call centers
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2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
134) This thread. Come on, guys, lets piss and moan about everything. Lets make sure to let everybody else know unhappy we are and validate our own self-pity!
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.

2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee

-Ginger
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just because you do it in a different thread doesn't make it any different. Might as well slap a number on it and post it here
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1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
Well played sir. Point awarded to Deersty.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth


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