Welcome to the wonderful world of homeownership. There will be many, many more aggrevations and generally getting dicked around in the future. I honestly don't know how some of the companies that serve various homeowner needs stay in business.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Renting FTW!
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
Oh yeah, we're in a MUCH better situation...
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee
-Ginger
I'll take marginal improvements 
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
90) This ALMOST really sucked, but is worth mentioning because it would have really fucked up my day. Was playing golf yesterday, came back to the cart for a swig of beer, and I get a mouthful of something big and wriggly. I spit it out on the cart path and it was one of those gigantic wasps that's like as big as your index finger, I shit you not. I was a little drunk so I thought it was funny, but in hindsight that thing would have put the hurt on my mouth. I quickly crushed it with my heel and continued playing!
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2017 Mazda CX-5 GT AWD Premium
Past: 2016 GMC Canyon All Terrain Crew Cab / 2010 Jaguar XFR / 2012 Acura RDX AWD Tech / 2008 Cadillac CTS / 2007 Acura TL-S / 1966 5.0 HO Mustang Coupe
2001 Lexus IS300 / 2004 2.8L big turbo WRX STI / 2004 Subaru WRX / A couple of old trucks
WRXtranceformed Wrote:I get a mouthful of something big and wriggly.
I think the same thing happened to RJ
Two feet.
hahhaaaa
At least it didnt sting you in the throat and kill you.
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WRXtranceformed Wrote:gigantic wasps
that's like something out of a horror movie, man.  hock:
2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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Past: 03 Xterra SE 4x4 | 05 Impreza 2.5RS | 99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T | 01 Accord EX | 90 Maxima GXE | 96 Explorer XLT
Andy Wrote:I think the same thing happened to RJ
Please keep me out of your bizarre asian beastiality cleveland steamer fantasties.
Thanks 
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
WRXtranceformed Wrote:90) This ALMOST really sucked, but is worth mentioning because it would have really fucked up my day. Was playing golf yesterday, came back to the cart for a swig of beer, and I get a mouthful of something big and wriggly. I spit it out on the cart path and it was one of those gigantic wasps that's like as big as your index finger, I shit you not. I was a little drunk so I thought it was funny, but in hindsight that thing would have put the hurt on my mouth. I quickly crushed it with my heel and continued playing! exact same thing happened at the track to me, except a can of No Fear GOLD (which sucks)
I was sitting in my truck at the time and spit the drink all over the steering wheel and dashboard 
Ahhh that sucks! Did you get stung, or did you just make a mess of your car??
Ha ha I forgot about this, but I'll throw it in there for my buddy:
91) Getting your unwrapped protein bar stolen by a crow!
One of the other random two guys we were playing with said that they saw a crow fly into our cart. We didn't think anything of it until my buddy was like "Hey man, where the hell did my protein bar go???" I laughed because I had an unwrapped Subway sub open on the seat next to us for like 3 holes :lol:
Posting in the banalist of threads since 2004
2017 Mazda CX-5 GT AWD Premium
Past: 2016 GMC Canyon All Terrain Crew Cab / 2010 Jaguar XFR / 2012 Acura RDX AWD Tech / 2008 Cadillac CTS / 2007 Acura TL-S / 1966 5.0 HO Mustang Coupe
2001 Lexus IS300 / 2004 2.8L big turbo WRX STI / 2004 Subaru WRX / A couple of old trucks
yeah, fuckin aye
92) Subway sandwiches
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2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲ █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
9 Coors Lights made it taste awfully good to me! :lol:
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2017 Mazda CX-5 GT AWD Premium
Past: 2016 GMC Canyon All Terrain Crew Cab / 2010 Jaguar XFR / 2012 Acura RDX AWD Tech / 2008 Cadillac CTS / 2007 Acura TL-S / 1966 5.0 HO Mustang Coupe
2001 Lexus IS300 / 2004 2.8L big turbo WRX STI / 2004 Subaru WRX / A couple of old trucks
Liar. Once I was really thirty and drank a bunch of water but soon after ate Subway... and it didn't taste any better.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
93) Biking to work, getting changed... only to realize you forgot your undies.
I Am Mike
4 wheels: '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
No longer onyachin.
Mike Wrote:93) Biking to work, getting changed... only to realize you forgot your undies.
yikes, swamp-ass :lol:
2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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Past: 03 Xterra SE 4x4 | 05 Impreza 2.5RS | 99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T | 01 Accord EX | 90 Maxima GXE | 96 Explorer XLT
#??) Getting told you're getting your car back soon, only to find out that the transfer to the dealership is resetting the clock and you have to start in the queue again for additional parts. Those include wheels that will take 4-16 weeks to get ashore after order.
I wish this car had just gotten totalled.
05 S/C "Elixige"
07 Mazda 3S - commuter car
99 YZF-600R - commuter bike
95) Berkeley County's GIS mapper
96) People that hang protest posters on their cube for stuff like
'freeing' the 'Jena 6'
2013 Cadillac ATS....¶▅c●▄███████||▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅||█~ ::~ :~ :►
2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲ █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
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