SH*t that sucks - a comprehensive list
Dave Wrote:perhaps it did and you just didn't get the memo?
Maybe she got the Mayo and wasn't cool with that... :lol:
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Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM

Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
I mean, I'm not sweatin it..it was a while coming anyway...just adding it to my list of shit that sucks
2013 Cadillac ATS....¶▅c●▄███████||▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅||█~ ::~ :~ :►
2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
Well... if it really was only a month then she did you a favor 'cause she's obviously crazy.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
i'd be more concerned about a girl getting engaged after dating for only a month and a half. unless she was seeing this dude on the side, in which case, this dude is in for a world of hurt
1994 Ford Ranger
2004 Honda S2000
2007 BMW X3
Maengelito Wrote:this dude is in for a world of hurt

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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
lol, what a fantastic movie. i didnt say the dude, i said this dude
1994 Ford Ranger
2004 Honda S2000
2007 BMW X3
54) Stupid dually work trucks driving off the road in front of you every 5 minutes and kicking up rocks and sand into your car.

My distaste for big dump / dually trucks on the road has been building ever since I worked in construction...
Posting in the banalist of threads since 2004

2017 Mazda CX-5 GT AWD Premium

Past: 2016 GMC Canyon All Terrain Crew Cab / 2010 Jaguar XFR / 2012 Acura RDX AWD Tech / 2008 Cadillac CTS / 2007 Acura TL-S / 1966 5.0 HO Mustang Coupe
2001 Lexus IS300 / 2004 2.8L big turbo WRX STI / 2004 Subaru WRX / A couple of old trucks
WRXtranceformed Wrote:54) Stupid dually work trucks driving off the road in front of you every 5 minutes and kicking up rocks and sand into your car.

My distaste for big dump / dually trucks on the road has been building ever since I worked in construction...
55) A retard in front of you thinking that a 2x6x18 (estimated) will have no problem driving headlong into the wind at 55mph with no straps holding it down. I had visions of it flying through my windshield and me, so I quickly passed him, only to see him pull over moments later in my side view mirror...
56) People who schedule appointments with you and then don't show up, respond to phone calls, or call to reschedule.... twice.
Posting in the banalist of threads since 2004

2017 Mazda CX-5 GT AWD Premium

Past: 2016 GMC Canyon All Terrain Crew Cab / 2010 Jaguar XFR / 2012 Acura RDX AWD Tech / 2008 Cadillac CTS / 2007 Acura TL-S / 1966 5.0 HO Mustang Coupe
2001 Lexus IS300 / 2004 2.8L big turbo WRX STI / 2004 Subaru WRX / A couple of old trucks
57) Oh hi, eating about 50 sunflower seeds and then grabbing a new handful only to find that they're all mostly covered in white mold.

Today is just getting better and better. I bet I'll find bird shit in my Popcorn Shrimp Queso Wrap at BDubs tonight.
Posting in the banalist of threads since 2004

2017 Mazda CX-5 GT AWD Premium

Past: 2016 GMC Canyon All Terrain Crew Cab / 2010 Jaguar XFR / 2012 Acura RDX AWD Tech / 2008 Cadillac CTS / 2007 Acura TL-S / 1966 5.0 HO Mustang Coupe
2001 Lexus IS300 / 2004 2.8L big turbo WRX STI / 2004 Subaru WRX / A couple of old trucks
haha
2013 Cadillac ATS....¶▅c●▄███████||▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅||█~ ::~ :~ :►
2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
WRXtranceformed Wrote:57) Oh hi, eating about 50 sunflower seeds and then grabbing a new handful only to find that they're all mostly covered in white mold.

haha, sorry dude

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2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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Past:  03 Xterra SE 4x4  |  05 Impreza 2.5RS  |  99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T  |  01 Accord EX  |  90 Maxima GXE  |  96 Explorer XLT
I didnt even know sunflower seeds could mold
2013 Cadillac ATS....¶▅c●▄███████||▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅||█~ ::~ :~ :►
2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
58] People who can't stop AT the stop bar when waiting for a light. Do they think they're going to get there a half-car-length faster by sitting out past the line? Or is their intent just REALLY to screw everyone else over by partially blocking everyone's view and/or making a turn through the intersection more challenging? :evil:

THE LINE IS THERE FOR A DAMN REASON
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
59) oyster shells. they are really freaking sharp. just got back from da beach after slamming my foot on one and my toe is hurrrttinggg.
2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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Past:  03 Xterra SE 4x4  |  05 Impreza 2.5RS  |  99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T  |  01 Accord EX  |  90 Maxima GXE  |  96 Explorer XLT
60) Having an itch on you head while you are riding around with your helmet on.
'19 Golf R

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61) Having the chick at quizno's asking you TWICE if you want olives or not, saying NO both times, unwrapping your sub at lunch only to find black olives all over it.
2013 Cadillac ATS....¶▅c●▄███████||▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅||█~ ::~ :~ :►
2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
62) A bad alternator overcharging your battery causing it to spray battery acid under the hood AND onto your feet.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Apoc Wrote:62) A bad alternator overcharging your battery causing it to spray battery acid under the hood AND onto your feet.

Hooray Audi reliability!

Still gonna keep it out of warranty? Wink
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
Considering it was the 944... probably.

I got two compliments on the S4 this weekend.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth


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