05-14-2007, 11:17 PM
HAULN-SS Wrote:you can't tell me there's never been a time when you wouldn't rather have a killer sandwich than a half-ass lay?
Actually, I can't.... you got some fucked up priorities.
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 Actually, I can't.... you got some fucked up priorities. 
05-15-2007, 08:52 AM
Maybe I just don't have a problem telling a bitch to hold on a minute while I finish my roast beef and swiss, stacked high, toasted, with lettuce, freshly ground salt and pepper, light mayo, fresh tomato slices and a splash of oil and vinegar and a couple of onion rings..mmmmmm
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05-15-2007, 08:53 AM
Maybe you should find a girl that lets you slather her up with melted cheese, mayo and grilled peppers?
05-15-2007, 08:54 AM
heh, food play and eating food are two entirely different things..something tells me that would get dirty and gross fast.
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05-15-2007, 08:59 AM
HAULN-SS Wrote:something tells me that would get dirty and gross fast. Some people like whipped cream and strawberries, Derek likes mayo and peppers...
05-15-2007, 09:00 AM
48 ) Crumbs in bed...
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05-15-2007, 09:06 AM
49) Mayo and mustard anywhere close to a girl's sexyparts.
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05-16-2007, 09:45 PM
50) Useless drivel
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05-16-2007, 09:47 PM
HAHAHHAHAAHAH OMG the irony...
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05-16-2007, 10:39 PM
Lolol!
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05-18-2007, 02:27 PM
51) Fucking Microsoft's calculator having a Square root function in standard mode, but missing it in scientific mode. (And yes I know you can raise it to a half to do the same thing)
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05-18-2007, 02:44 PM
52) math
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05-18-2007, 02:48 PM
blaspheme!
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05-18-2007, 02:53 PM
It's like a bunch of retarded monkies throwing shit at one another in here.
Two feet.
05-18-2007, 02:56 PM
ScottyB Wrote:52) mathYea!!! Math is for suckaz!!!
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05-21-2007, 09:51 PM
53) The girl you just finally broke up with completely like a month and a half ago being engaged.
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05-21-2007, 09:57 PM
Why does that suck? She's off your hands for good.
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05-21-2007, 10:03 PM
Just thought 3 1/2 years woulda bought me more time than a month
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05-21-2007, 10:37 PM
perhaps it did and you just didn't get the memo? Don't sweat it dude, there's tons of them out there.
05-22-2007, 07:19 AM
Dave Wrote:perhaps it did and you just didn't get the memo? +1
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