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#21
I pick my battles wisely.....IE there will be no bitching when it comes to me pimpin out the garage.
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#22
.RJ Wrote:
Apoc Wrote:You have a duty as the "car person" of the house to not let her waste money on a complete poop of a car.

Flex your pimp hand :lol:

plus juan on both counts. She's your property now. Tell her dad to mind his damn business.
Two feet.
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#23
Andy Wrote:She's your property now.

any one have joan's email address????
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#24
Joan knows who runs shit.
Two feet.
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#25
Round eye runs your house. It always works that way :lol:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#26
I feel a Haiku battlestage coming on...
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
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Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM

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57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
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#27
no time for haikus
the man has me working hard
too much work to do
SM #55 | 06 Titan | 12 Focus | 06 Exige | 14 CX-5
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#28
here we go.......
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#29
I have been waiting long
for a haiku thread to come
i am really bored
Current:
- 1993 325is Black/Black 97 STX Christine
-2015 Ford Fiesta ST OW Ms Fiesty
Past:
-2002 Ford Ranger 4.0 XL 5MT AKA Goldy Locks
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#30
white97dsm Wrote:I pick my battles wisely.....IE there will be no bitching when it comes to me pimpin out the garage.

don't let her get it
whore your garage she intends
sanctity is lost
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#31
Making excuses
Justin a big bitch, he is
Scared of the wifey
Two feet.
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#32
I do not know why
Bitches hatin' on Focus
Ours has been awesome
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
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#33
high your bar is not
wait until zombie attack
you will not use it
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#34
gets us where we go
never has left us stranded
better than dsm
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
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#35
that did not make sense
kill zombies with ford focus?
new ones are ugly
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#36
CaptainHenreh Wrote:gets us where we go
never has left us stranded
better than dsm

Your last line is 6 syllables.

You sir, lose... and so does the Focus by association.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#37
it may be ugly
but it's cheap, solid transport.
plus, Sync is the shit.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
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#38
Apoc Wrote:
CaptainHenreh Wrote:gets us where we go
never has left us stranded
better than dsm

Your last line is 6 syllables.

You sir, lose... and so does the Focus by association.

Not if you pronounce it "Dizzum".

Like, Jizzum.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
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#39
Apoc Wrote:high your bar is not
wait until zombie attack
you will not use it

FUCK YOU! That is all.
2019 Impreza Sport
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#40
CaptainHenreh Wrote:I do not know why
Bitches hatin' on Focus
Ours has been awesome

much domestic hate
clueless brand whoring
must have small peepee
SM #55 | 06 Titan | 12 Focus | 06 Exige | 14 CX-5
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