Mazda Drivers Oct. 26-27
#21
Apoc Wrote:
Andy Wrote:
Apoc Wrote:I hearing buffing paint with concrete walls works wonders.
Hey... Plus plus. Alright. Done. Chris, want to ride shotgun?

Sure... but my widow will sue your estate and everyone else in the world for $4.5m

Sue all she wants but all she'll get is a pile of junk and a miata
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#22
Your wife can be an indentured servant.

I think I saw a porn like that once. It was hot.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#23
damn. even I dont joke on wives
SM #55 | 06 Titan | 12 Focus | 06 Exige | 14 CX-5
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#24
A wife being indentured to another wife and relating it to porn is pretty much clowning on both. You know, making fun of me while making fun of you sorta thing. At least that's how I meant it. If it's not cool, sorry... I'll edit it if asked.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#25
It's cool. It was actually pretty clever so derecola gets a pass.
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#26
Yes!!

So... uh... Mazda what?
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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