SH*t that sucks - a comprehensive list
.RJ Wrote:Maybe the eurotrash Chris drives doesnt have MAX A/C?

I think that's only an American thing cause I'm pretty sure my Nissan, Honda and BMW didn't have them either. Audi and BMW have a recirculate button, I guess that's the equivalent. It just seems stupid to me. AC and MAX AC.... oooo. Just make it part of the regular AC and put 11 on the knob.
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Apoc Wrote:put 11 on the knob.

That would rock.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
ScottyB Wrote:haha, continuation of #82...

(83) draining your oil only to find your oil pan holds 1 quart less than you thought. get the paper towels faaaassttt.....
anybody else thinking of a particular picture here?
Dave Wrote:
ScottyB Wrote:haha, continuation of #82...

(83) draining your oil only to find your oil pan holds 1 quart less than you thought. get the paper towels faaaassttt.....
anybody else thinking of a particular picture here?

This one? :lol:

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(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
fuck you guys.
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85) Burning your tongue on the fucking molten lava that is the inside of a hot pocket.
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I always wondered what moron needed the "caution, filling may be hot" warning on the side of the sleeve, but now I know. :wink:
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HAULN-SS Wrote:85) Burning your tongue on the fucking molten lava that is the inside of a hot pocket.

you need to watch Jim Gaffigan's standup. he does a thing on hot pockets thats hilarious.
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ScottyB Wrote:
HAULN-SS Wrote:85) Burning your tongue on the fucking molten lava that is the inside of a hot pocket.

you need to watch Jim Gaffigan's standup. he does a thing on hot pockets thats hilarious.

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HAULN-SS Wrote:85) Burning your tongue on the fucking molten lava that is the inside of a hot pocket.

You mean things that you cook get HOT inside? HOLY SHIT! Retard.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
ScottyB Wrote:
HAULN-SS Wrote:85) Burning your tongue on the fucking molten lava that is the inside of a hot pocket.

you need to watch Jim Gaffigan's standup. he does a thing on hot pockets thats hilarious.

"is that hot pocket frozen in the center?"


"yes, but it can be served boiling lava hot"
.RJ Wrote:
HAULN-SS Wrote:85) Burning your tongue on the fucking molten lava that is the inside of a hot pocket.

You mean things that you cook get HOT inside? HOLY SHIT! Retard.

You're kidding? Putting cheese and liquid filling in a microwave for 3 minutes makes it hot? Who would have though?!?!
Who would've thought 4 guys would've all posted the same fucking comment about a post? Do you guys all menstruate at the same time too?
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2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
HAULN-SS Wrote:Who would've thought 4 guys would've all posted the same fucking comment about a post?

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(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
that's cute and all, but irrelevant none-the-less
2013 Cadillac ATS....¶▅c●▄███████||▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅||█~ ::~ :~ :►
2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
At least you missed the point....
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
fact is, you burned yourself on a product who's name is it's own warning label. i'm sorry about your tongue but it's pretty funny.
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ScottyB Wrote:sorry about your tongue

don't ever say that again, heh.
2013 Cadillac ATS....¶▅c●▄███████||▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅||█~ ::~ :~ :►
2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
:lol: ahha... so funny. Anyway, we should stop giving him shit. It is a list of stuff that sucks. And it would suck. If you did that.
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you guys are lying if you try to say youve never burned your tounge on hot pizza
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