Merry Christmas

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So, it's Christmas Eve, and Julie's still working, and I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

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And Happy Hanukkah for all of the Jewish MM'ers.

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Kwanzaa...I guess have a thoughtful Kwanzaa would be the best greeting? Hell, I don't know. Happy celebration anyway.

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Do we have any muslims here? I'm not even sure if there's a proper 'Happy' thing for Ramadan.

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Happy Newtonmas for all you physics nerds out there.

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Happy Saturnalia for all you pagans. Especially you, R.J.

I think I covered everything.

You forgot Festivus!!!

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