Turducken

[Feersty]

Ryan's already pussed out and decided to buy one premade.

Goddamn right, I dont have time for that chit

Besides, I have just resolved myself to not ever cooking anything in my kitchen, its too damn dirty (roomates dont give a shit about cleanliness)

So what is going to happen when the party is gonna be there? Do you need some assistance to get the place ready?