04-07-2005, 05:42 PM
i just got a great idea for this stupid ass girl who keeps hitting your car.
install some Hella supertone airhorns in your engine bay. find out what model is the loudest, and buy 3.
next, wire them into your alarm system for full blast for a solid 30 seconds.
park your car conveniently next to hers, and next time she bumps your car, she will be treated to 140 decibels of eardrum shredding airhorn action for the length of time it will take her to run for cover to her apartment where she can weep quietly as blood pours from her bursted eardrums and stains her carpet, provided her heart didn't stop when the alarm went off.
i think it would be a quick and humane way to solve this problem.
install some Hella supertone airhorns in your engine bay. find out what model is the loudest, and buy 3.
next, wire them into your alarm system for full blast for a solid 30 seconds.
park your car conveniently next to hers, and next time she bumps your car, she will be treated to 140 decibels of eardrum shredding airhorn action for the length of time it will take her to run for cover to her apartment where she can weep quietly as blood pours from her bursted eardrums and stains her carpet, provided her heart didn't stop when the alarm went off.
i think it would be a quick and humane way to solve this problem.