Heinous cars that are trying SO HARD to be well done!

[Goodspeed]

Oh man, I'm glad this thread is back cuz I've been saving this one up for a while.  I've been seeing more and more of this ticky tack buuuuuuullshit on the street around me:



No, not the Chargers.  I quite like them actually.  The freaking yellow bumper protectors used in shipping the cars to the dealer are being kept by owners as an accessory.  

And they look like ass.

And they're all sporting them like Hemi-powered lemmings.

Seriously, how could anyone think this looks good?  You got this tough looking muscle sedan (or coupe, Challenger owners are doing this too), and right as you're almost done admiring the handsome, mean looking front end, like an elephant turd in your Cheerios - tacked on yellow plastic.  Why?

They don't even look decent on yellow cars themselves:



Congrats on your new whip Bob, now take those god. DANG. things off!