You know what really grinds my gears?!

[Ryan T]

People that don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. I observe between 10 and 25 drug screens a week and 95% of them are content to piss in the cup, put the lid on and walk right back out the door. Then they want to shake my hand before they leave my office. Sorry, I'm not interested in shaking your junk jiggler two minutes after you leave the bathroom.