01-04-2008, 10:32 PM
120) The coworker that you share and office with sounds like a fucking hospital ventilator when he breathes. All the time. All day long.
121) Other coworkers that come into the office, proceed to have a meeting and a conference call (on speakerphone! you aint at home roger!) while you were already on the phone.
122) A 3% raise. Motherfucking 3%! Ugh. I should probably be happy I get paid too much to sit around and surf the internets most of the day, but still, thats a pretty crappy raise.
121) Other coworkers that come into the office, proceed to have a meeting and a conference call (on speakerphone! you aint at home roger!) while you were already on the phone.
122) A 3% raise. Motherfucking 3%! Ugh. I should probably be happy I get paid too much to sit around and surf the internets most of the day, but still, thats a pretty crappy raise.