New Game: Buying a 996 is a bad idea because...

[Andy]

I liked the idea of an older Porsche, at least it'd have some style. Or what about a Boxster? Those at least seem like a better value, they look better (IMHO), are said by many to be a perfect sports car, and at least the engine is in the right place! And most Porsche owners are so conceited and blind that they don't even consider it good enough (expensive enough) to be a real Porsche, so then you don't have to be sucked into their sad little club.

Boxster engine is in the back too

Boxsters are mid-engined, the way god intended. 911's are rear engined, the way the Nazis intended.