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Madison Motorsports
Why Do you Ride? - Printable Version

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Why Do you Ride? - Ginger - 06-28-2006

I thought this would be kind of cool. Add to it if you can think of anything.

1.) Because the rising sun looks best at 70mph
2.) Because the basement makes a great climate controlled garage
3.) Because everybody looks good in leather.
4.) Because right before your knee touches down you feel like you're floating.
5.) Because the Michelin Man has to meet his maker sometime.
6.) One wheel, or two, take your pick.
7.) Somebody told me the other day the fuel prices were going up... anybody else notice?
8.) Because "Hop on the back and wrap your arms around me" is a great icebreaker.
9.) Because eventually I'll get that helicopter ride I've always wanted.
10.) Because getting there IS the fun part.


- Mike - 06-28-2006

11) bitches


- stevegula - 06-28-2006

Mike Wrote:11) bitches

there aren't any at the track, I can tell you that much.


- Sijray21 - 06-28-2006

12) Because [R. Kelly]if i had wings i could fly[/R. Kelly] :lol:
13) Because Front Page Hostesses love the color yellow
14) Because other people can't
15) Because i'll probably never own a car nearly as fast
16) Because i don't have a wife or kids to worry about if i die


- SameeRR - 06-28-2006

17) Because I like the way the tank vibrates my gonads.


- Chris - 06-28-2006

SameeRR Wrote:17) Because I like the way the tank vibrates my gonads.

wow, and I have to live with him...


- Kaan - 06-28-2006

i vote for #16... one day i'll hang it up... but i cant tell you it wont be any time soon. maybe a nice Vrod or something instead of just giving it all up... go into the "old fat man" mode.


- .paul - 06-29-2006

stevegula Wrote:
Mike Wrote:11) bitches

there aren't any at the track, I can tell you that much.

aint that the truth


- Kaan - 06-29-2006

i thought there were a couple of .NET ladies that attend track weekends? are you saying they are manly?


- stevegula - 06-29-2006

Kaan Wrote:i thought there were a couple of .NET ladies that attend track weekends? are you saying they are manly?

hahah there's more truth to that statement than you're aware of.

It's funny, all of the girls on .net crack the joke "Some guys look hotter with their helmets on." No guys have the balls to say the same, but they're all thinking it. I think there's one girl on .net I would actually consider possibly maybe dating.


- Dragon - 06-29-2006

stevegula Wrote:
Kaan Wrote:i thought there were a couple of .NET ladies that attend track weekends? are you saying they are manly?

hahah there's more truth to that statement than you're aware of.

It's funny, all of the girls on .net crack the joke "Some guys look hotter with their helmets on." No guys have the balls to say the same, but they're all thinking it. I think there's one girl on .net I would actually consider possibly maybe dating.
I'm waiting for one of us to have the balls to say that to them. Of the ones I've met so far I wouldn't consider them ugly, but wouldn't consider dating them. There's a couple that seem pretty cool and would hang out with, but that's about it.


- Feersty - 06-29-2006

18) Cause everyone else is doing it!


- Kaan - 06-29-2006

so the "keep the helmet on" comment in the shout box applies to 99% of them?

Steve i thought your "booty text messages" were going to a .Net girl?

I"ve found that a bike is best used to real in the one nighters. like the "frontpage" hostess... she's probably too dumb to actually "date." All the ones that have the looks and the brains seem to think "bikes are so dangerous." Sure that train of thought holds some water... but its not going to stop me from riding.


- Dragon - 06-29-2006

Kaan Wrote:so the "keep the helmet on" comment in the shout box applies to 99% of them?
Only a few of the ones I've met. Like I said, not ugly, just not a woman I'd consider dating.


- Ginger - 06-29-2006

Kaan Wrote:...and the brains seem to think "bikes are so dangerous." Sure that train of thought holds some water... but its not going to stop me from riding.

That just means that they're smarter than we are.


- .paul - 06-29-2006

there are more than a few .net ladies that track it up. TO ME none would be worth hittin on. i mean - some are murried some aren't my type, some are too young.

to each his own. plus i don't use the bike to pick up chicks, cuase i dont ride!


- stevegula - 06-29-2006

Kaan Wrote:so the "keep the helmet on" comment in the shout box applies to 99% of them?
yes
Quote:Steve i thought your "booty text messages" were going to a .Net girl?
negative. i actually have no idea what riding board she's on, but it isn't .net or .com. pretty sure it's a honda specific one.
Quote:I"ve found that a bike is best used to real in the one nighters. like the "frontpage" hostess... she's probably too dumb to actually "date." All the ones that have the looks and the brains seem to think "bikes are so dangerous." Sure that train of thought holds some water... but its not going to stop me from riding.
I get positive looks from girls when I ride on the street. But at bars and such if they ask me what I do for fun and I mention racing the motorcycle I get the you're-a-retard look and a "Oh." Actually one girl called me a liar because she didn't think someone like me would do something like that. I might just start telling them I'm into murders and executions, mostly.


- .paul - 06-29-2006

my pick up line is "so whats the deal with the date rape drug?"


- .RJ - 06-29-2006

.paul Wrote:cuase i dont ride!

The truth will set you free!


- .paul - 06-29-2006

free like a bird i'll only fly away