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- Kaan - 07-31-2006
Kaan: Oh God, Chad you have a CB in here?
Chad: Hell Yeah!
RJ: What is that?
Chad: Thats the GPS.
Kaan: You have GPS and a CB radio?
Chad: Well sometimes, when you are way out there in the city... there arent many truckers... so you have to turn the GPS on when you get lost.
- G.Irish - 07-31-2006
*Pete, Kaan, and Allison walking out of Ham's*
John: Now there goes an unlikely threesome.
Chad: That's a really thick sandwich!
- Maengelito - 07-31-2006
G.Irish Wrote:*Pete, Kaan, and Allison walking out of Ham's*
John: Now there goes an unlikely threesome.
Chad: That's a really thick sandwich!
lol, that was hilarious!
i cant remember the context of it, but later we were talking and chad referred to pete and allison as the "buns and cheese"
- white_2kgt - 08-25-2006
Maengelito Wrote:G.Irish Wrote:*Pete, Kaan, and Allison walking out of Ham's*
John: Now there goes an unlikely threesome.
Chad: That's a really thick sandwich!
lol, that was hilarious!
i cant remember the context of it, but later we were talking and chad referred to pete and allison as the "buns and cheese"
I was a little drunk that night, :lol:
- Maengelito - 08-28-2006
evan: see, when i hate on people, i hate to help them out.
- Jeff - 08-28-2006
Maengelito Wrote:evan: see, when i hate on people, i hate to help them out.
What was the context of this one?
- Dragon - 08-28-2006
TurboOmni08 Wrote:Evan was awake.Maengelito Wrote:evan: see, when i hate on people, i hate to help them out.
What was the context of this one?
- .RJ - 08-28-2006
He later went on to add "its a nurturing hate"
:lol:
- Jeff - 08-29-2006
Context- waiting on a call about the Turba' van
Rex: when did you talk to him last?
TurboOmni08: I got my first PM response around 6 yesterday
TurboOmni08: ...
Rex: christ man. have some patience.
TurboOmni08: I JUST WANT TO HEAR FROM HIM!!!!
Rex: you sound like a 15 year old girl.
Rex: "OMG, does he like me? Why doesn't he call?"
TurboOmni08: I want his big van in my tight garage soooooo baaadddd
TurboOmni08: actually...his.... minivan
Rex: :-)
- Jeff - 10-03-2006
So Justin is buying an Alarm for his car...
WhiTe97DSM: i doubt i could have found that for a better price
WhiTe97DSM: even with yrou discount
TurboOmni08: I mean, its all the same shit. I would have only saved you like $6 and a week or less in shipping time
TurboOmni08: And that is getting the "lesser" Python brand
WhiTe97DSM: yea
WhiTe97DSM: i looked and this one has a few more bells and whistles
TurboOmni08: like?
WhiTe97DSM: it actually has a vagina attachment
WhiTe97DSM: that allows you to have sex with the car
- BLAIR - 10-04-2006
goodspeed-- DID I SPILL YOU SOMETHING
![[Image: goodspeed_044.sized.jpg]](http://www.homegrownmotorsports.com/albums/album95/goodspeed_044.sized.jpg)
- Maengelito - 10-04-2006
lol, the pic does it!
- .RJ - 11-12-2006
At some bar w/ andrew and some of his friends...
Girl: We're being charitable, you know, giving back to the homeless
RJ: what did you take from them?
- Scrubber - 11-13-2006
12am at night...
(Ring, Ring)
Sean: Hello?
Me: You wanna install an exhaust in my apartment complex parking lot?
Sean: ummmm, ok. what day you wanna?
Me: Um...........right now.
Sean:.........ok.
- .RJ - 11-17-2006
12:43 PM Gerald: oooh hypermoto S gets carbon fiber engine cover and titanium sliders
excuse me while i stroke my manhood
12:50 PM RJ: thats pretty hot
12:51 PM Gerald: the bike or my manhood?
- Jeff - 11-30-2006
Sylvia and I listening to "Race Card" by Ice Cube
Sylvia- What does racial struggle have to do with him never getting his "race car"?
Me-...hes saying "race card" (ROFL)
Sylvia- Shut up, I thought it didn't make sense!
Me-Unless it was Gerald rapping... :lol:
- WRXtranceformed - 12-05-2006
My drunken conversation with Scott last night:
[00:38] WRX tranceFORMED: any vette i own will make the Sti look like a bitch
[00:38] WRX tranceFORMED: i promise you this
[00:39] Scott: yessssssssss
[00:39] Scott: i want this vette to eat children and piss beer
[00:39] Scott: can you do that for me
[00:39] WRX tranceFORMED: yeaaa!!! hahahahah
[00:40] WRX tranceFORMED: it will eat beer and piss children for you
[00:40] Scott: no! you got it all wrong! abort!
[00:40] WRX tranceFORMED: negative, abort sequence cannot be......aborted!
[00:40] Scott: i don't want any child coming from your mad lair of speed
[00:41] Scott: it will be a speedtard
[00:41] WRX tranceFORMED: it will be what the scriptures call the AntiChrist
- JessicaRabbit79 - 12-10-2006
At the 2006 Turduken Party/Feast of Alvis:
Kaan (who is obviously quite toasty) comes by with an ear-to-ear grin. "You don't want anything to do with what's going on in that deep fryer. *long pause, and more grinning* It sure ain't broccoli!"
- Goodspeed - 12-14-2006
At Dave's Taverna tonight...
Adam: "I would rather kill myself or castrate myself with a cheese grater before I work in Nova"
- Feersty - 12-14-2006
Goodspeed Wrote:At Dave's Taverna tonight...
Adam: "I would rather kill myself or castrate myself with a cheese grater before I work in Nova"
hahahaha, watch it come true!