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- Ryan T - 11-27-2004
Dave: (I can't really remember what he said but it sounded very professional)
Ryan: Dave, I give you credit for being very articulate about saying absolutely nothing.
- Mike - 11-27-2004
"Would you like a cookie honey?"
- Evan - 11-27-2004
MichaelJComputer Wrote:"Would you like a cookie honey?"hahaha!!!
cookie pimp rocks!
Havent seen her in a while though, she must have moved on to a different job where her sales skills would be more profitable. Like selling crack.
- Feersty - 11-27-2004
I remember that subway lady, that was in Danville right?
- G.Irish - 11-28-2004
LMAO holy crap that woman was the best salesperson evAr!!!
- Mike - 11-28-2004
if i recall correctly, she was there recently.
- Dave - 11-29-2004
yup, last trip to VIR had her working at the same place, sellin her cookies to any victim with some spare change
- G.Irish - 11-29-2004
Situation: Me, Maeng, and RJ are at Harris Teeters buying some Tony Roma's BBQ sauce when an older woman (child-bearing age) walks up.
Woman: What's a good bbq sauce?
Ryan: You could try the bone-sucking sauce.
- Maengelito - 12-04-2004
G.Irish Wrote:Maengelito: his wing is inferior
GVGuevara: hahaha
GVGuevara: You are now the king of the wings
Maengelito: bring me your finest meats and cheeses
just browsing through some pics, and i ran across this one from an autox in staunton that i had forgotten about:
![[Image: wNjczNjg2NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D.jpg]](http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wNjczNjg2NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D.jpg)
- .RJ - 12-04-2004
GVGuevara: but iv thought with bikes...
jester0097: haha
GVGuevara: win or crash
jester0097: slide or die
GVGuevara: slide and/or die
GVGuevara: good way to end up in a body cast tho
jester0097: this is true
jester0097: cant get a body massage if you're in a cast
- WRXtranceformed - 12-04-2004
Maeng at teh dinner after the MM election meeting:
"I'd like to put an ice-cream truck bell on my STi, drive it into a neighborhood, and watch the disappointed looks on the kids faces when they come running for ice cream."
- Chris - 12-05-2004
Last night at Jay Ray and Scotty's party I walked into Jay's room to find him at his computer with about 4 ladies around him... the funny part was on the screen was a bling'n pic. of his Si wheel!! hahah, I yelled "Bling wheels!" and shut the door...
- WRXtranceformed - 12-05-2004
I think I accidentally cock blocked you last night JayRay ! You were taking some chick into your room to "show her pics of your car" and I was like oh lemme see too ! Then the chick kinda gave me a stink face and I was like oh nevermind then woops! heheh
Hope I didn't wreck your game playa~ :lol:
- Feersty - 12-05-2004
Definitely glad I stayed in last night, Friday was a little ridiculous.
- bassmangrammy - 12-05-2004
Ferst...we missed you...most def
- G.Irish - 02-09-2005
jester0097: they need a body massage service in the airports
jester0097: i'd be all over that for long layovers
jester0097: right next to the pork chop sandwiches cart
- .RJ - 02-09-2005
GVGuevara: but whatever, like i care what a stripper thinks
GVGuevara: i dont even respect normal women
- .RJ - 02-10-2005
montyp5000: we discussed this at the O meeting last night, tell me what you think
montyp5000: getting an afternoon on teh commons
jester0097: club b00st therapy?
jester0097: we need it
montyp5000: can't afford to therapy everyone
montyp5000: maeng and evan would be there for monthes
jester0097: haha
montyp5000: and poor chapin, he'd have to be hospitalized
jester0097: lol
- Sijray21 - 02-10-2005
WRXtranceformed Wrote:I think I accidentally cock blocked you last night JayRay ! You were taking some chick into your room to "show her pics of your car" and I was like oh lemme see too ! Then the chick kinda gave me a stink face and I was like oh nevermind then woops! heheh
Hope I didn't wreck your game playa~ :lol:
late to the scene...
yeah IIRC i was definitely trying to hit that, but her friends were more of a cockblock than anyone else
i have to agree though, "Bling Wheels!!!" from chris made my night, lol
- G.Irish - 02-10-2005
theguywiththeSi Wrote:late to the scene...
yeah IIRC i was definitely trying to hit that, but her friends were more of a cockblock than anyone else
i have to agree though, "Bling Wheels!!!" from chris made my night, lol
We're going to have to have a "Divide and Conquer" clinic...