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Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - Jake - 06-29-2017
WRXtranceformed Wrote:So they had a guy on the morning news today who is a "glamour expert" giving out tips on what to pack when you are "glamping" (I had to look up what this means). Here are some of the things he recommends you pack on your next trip:
- Banana Boat sunscreen
- Rose water (to spritz on your face)
- Lip stick and nail paint - You can go bright colors on the fingernails and sparkling color on the toes, or vice versa to jazz things up. Also if you go bright on the lipstick make sure to go neutral with your eye makeup. I was told there is no need to go "full facial" with makeup when you're glamping, unless you go out to a nice dinner
Make sure you all save some room in your packs!
Jon, take note for next year's Hyperfest Glamping Bonanza :mrgreen:
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - ScottyB - 06-29-2017
WRXtranceformed Wrote:So they had a guy on the morning news today
- Rose water (to spritz on your face)
- Lip stick and nail paint
what news do you listen to?! :lol:
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Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - JPolen01 - 06-29-2017
Jake Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:So they had a guy on the morning news today who is a "glamour expert" giving out tips on what to pack when you are "glamping" (I had to look up what this means). Here are some of the things he recommends you pack on your next trip:
- Banana Boat sunscreen
- Rose water (to spritz on your face)
- Lip stick and nail paint - You can go bright colors on the fingernails and sparkling color on the toes, or vice versa to jazz things up. Also if you go bright on the lipstick make sure to go neutral with your eye makeup. I was told there is no need to go "full facial" with makeup when you're glamping, unless you go out to a nice dinner
Make sure you all save some room in your packs!
Jon, take note for next year's Hyperfest Glamping Bonanza :mrgreen:
Haha that guy seems confused on multiple levels. I'm all about the glamping, but I might need your help with choosing the right nail color that goes with my skin tone, Jake.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - Jake - 06-29-2017
JPolen01 Wrote:Jake Wrote:Jon, take note for next year's Hyperfest Glamping Bonanza :mrgreen:
Haha that guy seems confused on multiple levels. I'm all about the glamping, but I might need your help with choosing the right nail color that goes with my skin tone, Jake.
I'm the wrong guy for that job but I'll pass your number on to some of my friends. They'll help figure out if you're more of a spring or an autumn.
Honey.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - CaptainHenreh - 06-29-2017
Side note to cosmetics: I have switched to using just Sun Bum sunscreen and that shit is 10x legit. I love it. Just sayin'.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - JPolen01 - 06-29-2017
CaptainHenreh Wrote:Side note to cosmetics: I have switched to using just Sun Bum sunscreen and that shit is 10x legit. I love it. Just sayin'.Their cool down gel is hands down the best thing you can put on sunburn. We keep that on deck at all times.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - ispoonwithmugen - 06-29-2017
Jake Wrote::lol: I almost spit my drink laughing so hard at this reply.JPolen01 Wrote:Jake Wrote:Jon, take note for next year's Hyperfest Glamping Bonanza :mrgreen:
Haha that guy seems confused on multiple levels. I'm all about the glamping, but I might need your help with choosing the right nail color that goes with my skin tone, Jake.
I'm the wrong guy for that job but I'll pass your number on to some of my friends. They'll help figure out if you're more of a spring or an autumn.
Honey.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - .RJ - 06-29-2017
ScottyB Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:So they had a guy on the morning news today
- Rose water (to spritz on your face)
- Lip stick and nail paint
what news do you listen to?! :lol:
I'm guessing the bottle blonde suburban housewife version?
Arguably better than trump tweets tho.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - Apoc - 06-29-2017
That's clearly what they put on the news in the Carolinas to keep people voting Republican.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - WRXtranceformed - 06-29-2017
Apoc Wrote:That's clearly what they put on the news in the Carolinas to keep people voting Republican.The commercial directly following was a paid campaign by the Meck Police and some other organization to tell people that their cars are not boats. I shit you not. There was a jingle and everything, reminding me that my car is not a boat and I should turn around if I see high water.
I think the local news here is just geared toward simpletons
(from a registered Republican who voted Independent)
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - Jake - 06-29-2017
But what if you had an Amphicar and your car was truly a boat? Don't tell me what I am and what I'm not, police department!
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - Apoc - 06-29-2017
Did you just assume the functional identity of my vehicle?
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - JPolen01 - 06-29-2017
We have commercials around here that remind people that a train will win 10/10 times against a car. I would love to meet that target audience of this ad.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - ScottyB - 06-29-2017
People say to me that a car being a boat is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a marine mechanic install twin Mercury outboards, a bilge pump and a trolling motor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Nautilus” and respect my right to enter floodwaters and create an excessive bow wake. If you can’t accept me you’re a amphiphobe and need to check your watercraft privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - WRXtranceformed - 06-29-2017
ScottyB Wrote:People say to me that a car being a boat is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a marine mechanic install twin Mercury outboards, a bilge pump and a trolling motor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Nautilus” and respect my right to enter floodwaters and create an excessive bow wake. If you can’t accept me you’re a amphiphobe and need to check your watercraft privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I died
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - WRXtranceformed - 06-29-2017
JPolen01 Wrote:We have commercials around here that remind people that a train will win 10/10 times against a car. I would love to meet that target audience of this ad.
Probably people like this:
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Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - Jake - 06-29-2017
ScottyB Wrote:People say to me that a car being a boat is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a marine mechanic install twin Mercury outboards, a bilge pump and a trolling motor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Nautilus” and respect my right to enter floodwaters and create an excessive bow wake. If you can’t accept me you’re a amphiphobe and need to check your watercraft privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I can't say I totally understand it, but you do you.
Just don't try to drop anchor next to me and we won't have any problems.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - JPolen01 - 06-29-2017
WRXtranceformed Wrote:Lulz. Saw that this morning. Unreal.JPolen01 Wrote:We have commercials around here that remind people that a train will win 10/10 times against a car. I would love to meet that target audience of this ad.
Probably people like this:
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What's the record for thread derailment? Has it ever been done in only 1 page? This was pretty damn quick.
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - ScottyB - 06-29-2017
Jake Wrote:I can't say I totally understand it, but you do you.
Just don't try to drop anchor next to me and we won't have any problems.
just shitposting an oldie but a goodie meme, in response to Chris's post. couldn't resist.
don't worry i have no intentions of personally becoming a watercraft
Re: Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread) - Jake - 06-29-2017
ScottyB Wrote:We'd all support you if you did thoughJake Wrote:I can't say I totally understand it, but you do you.
Just don't try to drop anchor next to me and we won't have any problems.
just shitposting an oldie but a goodie meme, in response to Chris's post. couldn't resist.
don't worry i have no intentions of personally becoming a watercraft
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