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It's Friday and I'm bored - Printable Version +- Madison Motorsports (https://forum.mmsports.org) +-- Forum: Madison Motorsports (https://forum.mmsports.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=3) +--- Forum: Lounge (https://forum.mmsports.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=6) +--- Thread: It's Friday and I'm bored (/showthread.php?tid=5436) Pages:
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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Goodspeed - 10-03-2010 I have no idea wtf this is
Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Evan - 10-03-2010 Goodspeed Wrote:I have no idea wtf this is CaptainHenreh Wrote:Torrent for the first ep of CatShitOne. Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - CaptainHenreh - 10-04-2010 Goodspeed Wrote:I have no idea wtf this is That's a Commando Bunny firing a Knight's Armament SR-47 into one Terrorist Camel, then switching to his .45 to take out another before dodging an RPG. fucking DUH. Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Goodspeed - 10-05-2010 CaptainHenreh Wrote:That's a Commando Bunny firing a Knight's Armament SR-47 into one Terrorist Camel, then switching to his .45 to take out another before dodging an RPG. Douchenozzle, if you watched the episode with your eyes open you'd know he was dodging AK fire, not an RPG Proof that once again, 78% of the world's weirdest shit comes from Japan.Man takes car to mechanic, finds FBI tracking device near his exhaust Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - CaptainHenreh - 10-05-2010 Goodspeed Wrote:Douchenozzle, if you watched the episode with your eyes open you'd know he was dodging AK fire, not an RPG Whatev. I know at one point in the full episode he dodges an RPG, which is pretty sweet for a rabbit. My favorite part about that show is that according to the internets, the Japanese word for rabbit is "ÕàÄ" or maybe it's "ÒéªÒéÁÒé«", or some other squiggle shit, but phonetically it's: usagi. USA-GI, get it? Oh man. Having the sun rise so close to them must addle their brains. Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Apoc - 10-05-2010 I LOL'd at a couple. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/2010/10/20-awesome-captcha-comics-somewhat-nsfw.html">http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/2010/10/20-awesome-captcha-comics-somewhat-nsfw.html</a><!-- m --> Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - CaptainHenreh - 10-05-2010 Apoc Wrote:I LOL'd at a couple. :lol: Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Kaan - 10-06-2010 <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.ls7nsx.com/">http://www.ls7nsx.com/</a><!-- m --> where do i get a job to make enough money to do this kinda crap? Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - caa337 - 10-06-2010 Kaan Wrote:http://www.ls7nsx.com/ I want. Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Goodspeed - 10-06-2010 Kaan Wrote:where do i get a job to make enough money to do this kinda crap?
Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - fiveoh2go - 10-06-2010 Got $15K burning a hole in your pocket that you want to blow on something completely useless? Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - PDenbigh - 10-06-2010 Watch this all the wait to the end. I seriously didn't think it'd end like that. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.break.com/index/motorized-scooter-crashes-through-elevator">http://www.break.com/index/motorized-scooter-crashes-through-elevator</a><!-- m --> Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Kaan - 10-07-2010 PDenbigh Wrote:Watch this all the wait to the end. I seriously didn't think it'd end like that. i bet they have a drivers license too! Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - CaptainHenreh - 10-07-2010
Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - WRXtranceformed - 10-07-2010 Can't think of a Halloween costume?? <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.bedintrudercostume.com/">http://www.bedintrudercostume.com/</a><!-- m --> :lol: Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - WRXtranceformed - 10-08-2010 Oh my gosh, what a complete sports groupie whore. This girl sent a Powerpoint presentation outlining details about all of the Duke athletes she banged to her friends, one of them leaked it and it went viral. Here is the link to an article and a posting of the entire Powerpoint presentation. This is probably going to be NWS for language, definitely not for pics. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://jezebel.com/5652114/college-girls-power-point-fuck-list-goes-viral-gallery">http://jezebel.com/5652114/college-girls-power-point-fuck-list-goes-viral-gallery</a><!-- m --> Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Apoc - 10-08-2010 Read the Pros and Cons for subject 9. Chick is definitely fucked. Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Steve85 - 10-08-2010 Apparently a few years old but new to me: DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh -- ' ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age. SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short. PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters. BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs. HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes. VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race. TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity. HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper. BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge. TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect. PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads. STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms. PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part. HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent to the object we are trying to hit. UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use. Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Gs dewd - 10-09-2010 ![]() ![]()
Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Evan - 10-12-2010 very nsfw <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/3/1/3/4/31347/8/2/0/5/8205081329e9.gif">http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/3/1/3/4/31347/8/2/0/5/8205081329e9.gif</a><!-- m --> |